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Friday, April 26, 2013

My Foot literally

I sprained my ankle on Tueday. I was on the pavement going to the street and landed in a porthole which I did not see. The pain was unbearable that I could not stand any longer. I was with the missy and she damn smart first person to call was the mr. Somemore told him I was doing Gangnam plus Gentlemen so I fell. And him being damn kepoh concern called to check on me.

Him : You dumbo! WHAT HAPPENED?!

Me : *explained situation*

Him : OMG you dumbo! Then?

Me : Then this stranger who's also an employee of the bank carried me to the cafe coz it was going to rain.

Him : HOW?! Like helped you walk, halfway carry or just lifted you up?

Me : Just helped me walk la. More like hop but I din't need to use weight at all. Then a lengchai came and carry me to the clinic. You know like carried in the movies kind.

Him : WHO?!

Me : xxx

Him : Why were you with him?! 

Me : We called him for help la. 
Him : OMG you dumbo. *and continued the conversation with bicycles and trishaws

My friend is so caring. yay So the doctor gave me 3 days MC which explains why I'm super free now.


My knight in shining amour.





Spot the difference. lol

My sexy foot today.

Okla enough of feet photos wtf. There is still hope among Malaysians when the accident happened, many passer by came to my rescue. From getting ice for me to offering help to transport me to the clinic.

I'm so touched. T___T

Till then. Remember to vote!

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Old Enough

I spent Saturday night having coffee with 5 friends and was home by 12:30 a.m. It was fun! Signs of ageing. The 21 year old self would probably think I'm the most boring person on earth. haha.

Thinking of continuing piano lessons again, really wanna get my diploma. Now that I'm in the workforce, I don't need extra credit points. Its just something I want to achieve in life. The thing is time, money and perseverance are the major issues now. I remember when I was in grade 7 I had to practice everyday for 2 hours which caused me backaches.

Decisions decisions.

Till then. Do you love your job or do you even like your job?


Saturday, March 30, 2013

The Irony

On Thursday when I was driving from work to the doctor's and it was raining. My second time to the clinic in a week btw. I was having fever for a whole week. Its like 3 bad stuff happening at one go. Sick + rain + drive when sick (ok I know the 3rd point don't really apply to many people wtf) But to me its like a super difficult task ok. I keep falling asleep  and sneezing almost led to knocking the car infront of mine. Oh I wanna add one more factor; I WAS AT WORK enough said.

Then the radio played this song and somehow it just lifted my mood like all bad things gone. Hahaha I'm can be so easily pleased at times. Low expectations. wtf



Till then. Happy songs like these deserve more views!

Friday, March 29, 2013

New Shadres

I have been sick for a week. Hence, to make myself feel better I went shopping. 


Tadaa!!! See the box first coz it looks super clean and pretty. wtf


Say hello!!!

Love the bling. Not too loud just nice.

Really into Marc Jacobs recently. So chic, vibrant yet classy.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Pick up line

Yesterday after the JW event, I was waiting for my car at the valet queue. Someone whom I met earlier during the event so happen to be in front of me and we started chatting. At some point of time, I started to complain bout my aching feet. *we waited for our cars for almost 40 mins!!

Me: My feet hurts, my feet hurts!
Him: You can sit by the steps and I'll hold your valet ticket.
Me: Nah, looks dirty. I don't wanna dirty my car seats.
Him: Take off your shoes then.
Me: NOOO the floor is super dirty.

Ok at this point I know u all must be thinking I'm some spoiled princess. No I'm not. Its OCD. I know I have this problem. My friends tell me all the time.

Him: Stand on my shoes then.
Me: Nola. Its ok. I'm quite heavy.
Him: You can't be that heavy. You don't look like one. Besides, heavy is sexy. 

And that was the sweetest thing I have heard that evening. Way better then all the "hey you look familiar! (Followed by some complement)", "You look really pretty. Where are you from?" the cheesy pick up line list goes on.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Coca Cap

Was having brunch last Sunday with fatty at a French restaurant. (will talk bout the restaurant the next time. My FAVVVV by far. So there was a couple seated next to our table and the girl ordered a cappuccino.

Guy : Did u know that cappuccino contains coca powder?
Fats and I just stared at each other. Then we smiled. 

You see cappuccino contains of espresso shot, steamed milk, 50% liquid and 50% foam. So people DON'T EVER ORDER A ICE CAPPUCCINO! The barista won't know how to prepare one for you. Unless he/she steams the milk and put ice then it doesn't make sense. 

Milk is steamed as milk contains lactose and it produces a natural sweetness.

Back to the couple, the guy has no idea what he was talking about and he just went on and on like he was a coffee expert.

WHAT AN INSULT! 

It's ok if u don't know anything but please don't pretend that you do.

Till then. How was your new year?

Thursday, January 31, 2013

3 times a charm

3 years back I went to Bali with my friends to celebrate our graduation. wtf yes we celebrated when the final exams' results were out and it was like a guarantee that we are going to graduate. So on the last day in Bali, we were in the airport waiting to check in. Then the Air Asia staff told us that the flight has been delayed to 8:30 p.m. (our first time taking Air Asia btw). It was 6 p.m. then and we decided to head out for dinner somewhere nearby.

We reached the airport around 8 p.m. and went to the immigration. The queue as MASSIVE. The next thing we know, we hear our names. Last call for boarding. We damn kan cheong la. Ran through security checks all and when we got into the plane. Everyone gave us THE STARE. FOL. I don't blame them I would do the same too. hahahaa

So few months later, I was in Bangkok with another group of friends and I told them bout my experience in Bali. They just laughed and said, "things that only happen to u. No worries." 

Then when we were going back to Malaysia, we arrived at the airport THREE hours before the flight. So we thought, ok plenty of time to shop in duty free zone after check in. 

We got carried away. 

And we heard our names for last call boarding, all I thought was NOT AGAIN?!! Ran through security check and there was a van waiting specially for us to the plane. 

My friends said that this happened to them cause I was with them. FML. I shop damn fast ok and fickle at all. *defensive wtf

******
During February last year, my friends and I went to Krabi to celebratr my birthday. Before the Krabi trip I flew MAS to a few places , hence I forgot how shitty Air Asia was or still is. Wtf

I missed my flight for real this time. It was our fault. My friend nleft her passport at home and we had to go back to her house to get it. 

We arrived at LCCT 30 mins before the flight and din't managed to drop off our luggage. We were told to go over to the customer service counter and one of the staffs took out the walkie talkie to stop the luggage carrier. Then the SHITTIEST thing happened. A male Indian staff just snatched my boarding pass and flight itinerary. He rudely yelled at me and said im late! I told him yes I'm sorry but this is not the time to point fingers. He just snapped at me whatever I said. Then he told us to throw everything that  we don't need and take our luggage as hand carry luggage.

We were prepared to do that. When we walk to the gate, another staff also yelled at us stating that our bags are too big.

Staff: YOUR BAGS ARE TOO BIG!!! GO TO THE CUSTOMER SERVICE COUNTER!

us: but we were just there and they told us to come here?

Staff: *did the typical Malaysian annoyed tone where there is no verb for it and ignored us.

What rubbish is this?! FUCK YOU BITCH! Tell us la where got locker or what to do! As these happened, time was running too.

We were so pissed that we went to KLIA and flew MAS to Phuket. We took a can from Phuket to Krabi.

I am not going to fly Air Asia again. Seriously people, they are not that cheap.

Till then. I LOVE 3 WORK DAYS WEEK!!!!

Friday, January 25, 2013

I hear your heartbeat to the beat of the drums

Missy asked me when will be our next visit to the club. I just replied her tomorrow without thinking much. It was Tuesday when she asked me. 

Missy : Tmr??? Thursday no need to work ah?!

Me : Thursday is a public holiday!

Missy : Oh yeah! Okla tmr it is. As long as we don't leave work at 10 p.m. I think should be fine. 

Coz we had that conversation in the office around 9:45 p.m. FOL.

So the missy invited an ex-colleague along and the next thing we know we were drinking at Terrance bar before entering Velvet.

The one thing I LOVE bout Velvet is that everyone there seems older *devilish laughter*  so I don't feel as old as I'm in Phuture. And I felt like I was back in Uni impromptu clubbing sessions and not tired all. cheh wah. Well you see the last time I actually went clubbing was probably 6 months ago and before that would be I can't remember. Yeah work drained all my energy and time.


The missy and I. The flash was too bright hence this photo. wtf

Here's a proper one. :)

Then suddenly the Mr. took out his phone to selca with me. wtf.  which is a big surprise cause he is the NO. 1 super hate to appear in photos, camera shy person I have ever known. So photo turned out super fail. 

Ok hair damn ugly, din't trim for 2 months. Just went for a hair cut today. Please excuse hair.

The missy saw and laughed so hard but she was kind enough to help. But you see the missy isn't really tech savy. She accidentally zoom in but don't know how to zoom out. FHL. Which ended up with this really ugly photo of us again. omgwtfbbq.
But I still have to post this cause I don't have many photos of yesterday. wtf

The Only proper photo of us.
I have no idea why the Mr. looks like he has massive beer belly which he doesn't. FHL. HAHAHAHAHA 

AND the only photo of us. 

The missy damn smart deleted all the other photos cause she claimed that she looks ugly and this is the only acceptable one but my dress looked like a piece of gigantic cloth without cutting. Oh whateves as long as we had fun.

And we laughed happily ever after.

Till then. HELLO LONG WEEKEND!

Sunday, January 20, 2013

2012

This serves as a reminder to self on my achievements and what not in year 2012.

1. Celebrated my birthday in Krabi. WHAT AN ACHIEVEMENT! wtf which brings me to item 2.

2. Missed my flight for the first time. I have many near missed-the-flight encounters but this would be my first. I think need separate entry for this. hehehhe

3. Own my very first Balenciaga. And I'm letting it go for MR 3,800.00. Any takers? You can leave me a comment with your e-mail address. Don't worry it will not be published and I will reply you. :)

4. Drove myself to the emergency room and was hospitalized for 3 nights. Whenever I tell a friend bout this with that condition they will say, "wah you damn hero right?" As for now, I have to say goodbye my favourites like McDonald's, Coca Cola and the list goes on. Tough but getting the hang of it. When I was lying on the bed in the ER, I thought I saw the end of the tunnel. So yea I'm less of a junk food person now.

5. Set up Pink Elephant. Anyone using Laneige skincare or is interested to try out go check out Pink Elephant's Facbeook page.

Doesn't seem like a post bout achievements but whatever la.

Till then. Hope 2013 has been good to you thus far. :)

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Tamagotchi

Last Saturday, after church fats and I would usually go for a lil snack head home. Then I noticed he was taking a different route which was WAY OUTTA THE WAY home.

Me : *pretend not to notice* 

Fats : Din't you notice I'm not heading home?

Me : Oh yea. Now that you mention.

Fats : Don't pretend la. You secretly know where we are heading to.

Me : Butter and Beans????

Fats : *smiles to self*

Me : WOOWOOOWOOOWOOO!!!!! *super loud siren like*

Fats : OMG my tamagotchi is ringing! 

Me : what tamagotchi? Since when you have a new pet?

Fats : you're like my tamagotchi telling me to its time to feed you but instead of vibrating, you have a siren. 

FML.

Till then. If you don't know what a tamagotchi is you must have missed out a lot on childhood or maybe you're just not a Gen Y. wtf

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Stuff I Need

Ok before I vsn even go to my wish list, these are the stuff I need desperately! Oh BTW happy new year all!!!

1. New windows not Microsoft Windows but new windows for my room! The current ones are like this.


Well you can roughly guess how it looks like.

So one fine day bout 2 years back when I opened the window, one if the pieces slipped out and shattered. So no big deal just replace that specific piece. Then today, when the maid opened the window, a few pieces slipped out! Doesn't help when the top my bed is next to the window. If it slips put when I'm asleep I'll prolly be scarred for life! Like literally. Wtf

So I wanna change to this windows.
Of coz there is no snow here.

I wonder how much this is gonna cost me.

2. Shoe rack
I have a shoe rack at home but I have so many shoes that I occupy most of the space and I still have boxes of shoes in the storeroom. So whenever I wanna head out I would be all dressed up with make up and perfume all and start looking for my shoes in the hot and stuff storeroom. By the time I can find the pair of shoes I wanna wear, I will look like I just got out of the sauna. #firstworldproblems

I was thinking of a simple shoe rack which can be locked. Not that I own a pair of Jimmy Choos but robbers these days seem pretty desperate. What also wanna steal. But so far I can't seem to find those kinda shoe rack. So I thought with. Just buy a shoe rack then put padlock at the handles. But if the robbers see from far they would porlly think, "wah this shoe rack got padlock. Sure got expensive shoes inside." #firstworldproblems again. 

3. Glass cabinet 
Not to display my trophies but my collection of happy meal items and Starbucks tumbler. Why is it in the need list? Coz currently my happy meal collection is in a cute ducky dustbin which I bought just to store these temporary I know the things I do  HAHA and mom is nagging everyday that I have too much rubbish.

4. Book shelf
I need more space to store my books! Not really a fan of E-books coz I love to flip the pages of a book and the smell. Ok I'm crazy. So yea whenever I wanna move to a new book I would have to go to the storeroom and look for my books like my shoes. Vicious cycle I tell you.

I can haz no money. T___T

As for now I need to sleep. 

Good night all.