Damages

U know how's it like when u've promised yourself and declared that you will stop shopping for don't know how many bullshit months. But then there's the rare occasion of getting that cute lil piece of something just because you think it will do no harm since its just a tiny piece of thing.

Then you realized that you've been buying all these tiny pieces of stuff which in actual fact adds up to a considerable large amount of sum? Haih FML.

My damages I did in between the hair cut and pedicure.

Legal damage

Illegal damage.

I bought these happy stuff after my pedicure when I was on the way to meet the fatty monkey whom was waiting for me at Starbucks and he doesn't know bout it. Ok  he would anytime he sees this post. zzzz.

Haih a lot happened lately and I can't really talk bout them here. Karen says its quarter life crisis. wtf. HAHAHAHAHAA.

Till then. I really miss being a student.

The Reason I Din't Go to School

Fatty monkey showed me this. Its so damn sohai funny that I LMAO though I was sick like an ass. wtf.

Till then. Pending e-mails here I come!

Doctors

I is sick. bummer. Visited my family doctor and he gave me TWO days MC. 


Me : Heh?! But U very seldom give 2 days MC. (because he's very strict and kiamsiap with MCs wtf. He even has this notice in his clinic stating - If you are here just to get MC, please get it somewhere else. HAHAHHAHA.)


Doctor : U look horrible! Just stay home and SLEEP.


Me : YES! with the hand sign of I did it. wtf.


Doctor : *shakes head and laugh*


Speaking of doctors. Recall my diarrhea incident? I went to the panel doctor. jvfbeobb@#$!!!! I tell u.


This it what happened. 


Doctor : What's wrong with u?


Me : Diarrhea.


Doctor : *types something on her Excel sheet* What did u eat?


Me : Nasi lemak from Pappa Rich my colleagues also same.


Doctor : Which Pappa Rich? Here?


Me : *nods head*


Doctor : *type something on Execl again* Any vomiting? Gastric?


Me : No.


Doctor : *type something on Excel again* ok I give u 1 day MC and medication. Just eat porridge and toast. No oily food.


WTH?! Are u so kidding me?! Ok I may not be expert  in this but


1. She din't check my temperature.
2. She din't really bother to find out more if there's anything else wrong with me.
3. What's with that freaking Excel?!!!!!
4. Eat porridge? Are you crazy? My stomach is already empty and if I have porridge it will cause more wind and stomach acid to increase and hence gastric symptoms vomiting. Yea like how I know right? cause I've been to so many doctors and I can never eat the medicine because they always say eat porridge which will end up throwing up everything.


I later found the cause of throwing up from the family doctor that is - porridge.


Never am I gonna be cheapskate again and visit the panel so that I don't have to fork out money in advance.


Till then. Time for bitter medicine again. 

Subliminal Messages in Disney

I know this has been posted on Facebook as for those of you whom have not watched it. Don't bother going through those ridiculous steps of liking it and posting it in the profile. Just watch it here.

So tell me. Is this bullshit or what?! 

1. Little Mermaid. Fine the priest's dick was stuck out but wh man. I din't even notice it till it was pointed out. The design of the cover? Come on its just a freakin design man. You can't even notice it coz its covered with patterns.

2. The Lion King. This is my favourite. SEX written on the pollen? Before it was pointed out I queer my eyes like crazy and couldn't figure the word.

Don't bother talking bout Aladdin. I watched all 3 cartoons when I was kid and am still a very big fan of Disney. Whoever who pointed this is the sick one or just being bitter over someone else's success. oh wth. So damn freakin immature go judge for yourself.

Till then. I lost my voice again. zzz.

Sunday Guinness

Another question. Where to find a decent spot to have a drink n chill on a Sunday night midnight? First stop SOMO's haven't been there for ages. Next was Solaris. Final option Bangsar and by the time we were there it was 1:30 a.m. and everywhere was closing. KNN!

Alright go ahead n curse asshole its a freakin' Sunday! But hey I'm so damn happy for once I din't feel that Monday blue on a Sunday night simply because I'm entering at 2 p.m. the next day! woohoo!

So we ended up in T Club, Bangsar.

Heineken and Guinness

Me: Sorry can you please exchange the glasses? Its the other way round.

Waiter: Huh? oh oh oh. (realizing he served the drinks to the wrong person.)

Fatty Monkey : Din't expect it right?

Waiter: (Looking at me.) HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

zzz. ok ever since a certain incident i just can't drink beer anymore and no it din't happen to me. 

Btw just in case you're wondering. Besides the place is in Bangsar, I must say the pint was well served, not diluted and most importantly the glass was chilled.

Time for bed!

4 a.m. and the next day is a work day. Damn this feels good. nyehehehhee.

Till then. Have a great start every buddy!