Pick up line

Yesterday after the JW event, I was waiting for my car at the valet queue. Someone whom I met earlier during the event so happen to be in front of me and we started chatting. At some point of time, I started to complain bout my aching feet. *we waited for our cars for almost 40 mins!!

Me: My feet hurts, my feet hurts!

Him: You can sit by the steps and I'll hold your valet ticket.

Me: Nah, looks dirty. I don't wanna dirty my car seats.

Him: Take off your shoes then.

Me: NOOO the floor is super dirty.

Ok at this point I know u all must be thinking I'm some spoiled princess. No I'm not. Its OCD. I know I have this problem. My friends tell me all the time.

Him: Stand on my shoes then.

Me: Nola. Its ok. I'm quite heavy.

Him: You can't be that heavy. You don't look like one. Besides, heavy is sexy. 

And that was the sweetest thing I have heard that evening. Way better then all the "hey you look familiar! (Followed by some complement)", "You look really pretty. Where are you from?" the cheesy pick up line list goes on.