Bird's Nest Essence Mask

Love the new background of my blog! I think fatty monkey does a better job than the ad agency appointed for work. clap clap! Am still working on the template though.

Another mask review.

Watson's Mask RM 4.50 only

They say curiosity kills a cat. I think if I was one I'm probably in the grave by now. wtf.

Pretty simple remove the mask from package and place in on face for 20 - 30 minutes.

Excuse my 'fat sui min bao' (bloated) face. 

Pro: Simple, no fuss and cheap.

Cons : Its pretty sticky and uncomfortable after removing from face. (my skin belongs to the combination category). 

Suitable for dry skin.

Till then. Bedtime!

Presents from Fatty Monkey

So Pin was asking to post more photos of presents from fatty monkey. 

This is what I uploaded in Facebook.

Apart from the obvious, he also got me a LV wallet and Ferragmo cardholder but here's a list of my favourites.

Starbucks phone strapes - Iced Americano & hot beverage

See got ice cubes inside but some of them are at the bottom like the song Hotel California - champagne on ice. wtf. 

Spongebob Squarepants Blanket!

from Nicklodean. Awesome.

Colourful Shoes from Nike. Super like! 

Wanted to get this in KL but I was in a hurry and missed it. zzzz. Plus the tick can change colour!!!

classic Warner Brothers from uniqlo.

Uniqlo is a Japanese brand which caters for petites - Asian figure. Like me, a UK size 4 can only fit in M size. YAY! No more too big shirts for me! Oh btw they gonna have outlets in Malaysia soon. Hopefully it won't be overpriced like Charles and Keith.

As for now. I know I won't be getting as much presents  attention from fatty monkey because he is...

busy with his new toy. zzz I feel as if I'm looking at some cyber cafe cpu.

Till then. DJ Clinton Sparks rocks!

Ay Ay Cap'n!

Phew! Been a back to back weekend. Is it just me or time just flies like that. Ytd after I got out of the shower it was 2 a.m. Did abit of cleaning not serious cleaning just place everything back to its original spot and I looked at the time DAMN 2: 40 a.m. wtf?!

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A couple of days ago, met up with super best friends.

Busy blabbin bout Super Best Friends and Medicinal Fried Chicken.

Ryn : I still think Simpsons is the best.

Me : Oh. I like Family Guy so damn so hai also. HAHAHAHHA. But damn malas to dl already just watch stream only la.

Ryn : I'm watching Spongebob season 2!!!!

Pin and I : *blank face pause a moment. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

I love them. 

Then when I got home Ryn msn-ed me bout this.

in which your Facebook layout will be transformed to be pirate language eg. All your friends will be given title of cap'n, comments would be scrawl a message. By then we were all talking like pirates.

psycho that's why they are awesome. 

I love my green apron partners.

Till then. I NEED a new template!

Water Bed Pranks

I just puked for like the gazillion time. wtf. and the tummy have not felt this empty before.

Here's video to lighten up.

Till then. My mind is blank too.

Mask White Kose

To wrap up the weekend, shall do a review - The Kose White Mask.

So this is how's it supposed to be applied on.

Now I understand why God made me Chinese. So damn yong sui. zzzzz.

So anyway, the mask is in the form of liquid. Apply them on the face generously and I mean really huge amount till you can't see any skin. This is what I did wrong the first time. Because of me being very stingy I put abit on my finger and tried to rub as much on my face in the end I could hardly tear out the mask.

Leave it on face for 20 - 30 minutes. When its dry, peel the mask off.

There can can see all the blackhead whitehead whatever nonsense unwanted rubbish on your face.

Then TADAAAA see face also fairer and smoother with smaller pores.

Pros : Can get rid of everything at one go. Very clean and effective.

Cons : The lil bits left behind is abit troublesome to remove. Very thick amount of liquid to be applied on face. So its quite pricey to do mask once a week. 

For dry and sensitive skin best not to use weekly, not a hydration mask.

Go get samples from Kose counters! Don't buy them off some stupid website which sells sample tubes. 

1. Samples are meant to be free not for sale.

2. If you like the product, go buy them! Not purchase samples of the website again. Imagine if everyone were to do that. The company will incur loss thinking that the product is not sellable. Hence, stop manufacturing the product or worse close down! Who's fault?!

Till then. Fatty monkey is back back back!!!!

Its Bout Time!

Today, as I got to work I saw this in on MSN news -  Top 10 countries creating the most negative environmental impact. 


No surprise, Malaysia was one of them and it ranked no. 8. heh. 


Now seriously do you want to be breathing air like this into your lungs everyday?

Or imagine if this is the outcome of acid rain showered on stones.

Do you still dare to walk under the rain what more play or enjoy the showers?

These are just two very minimal examples. Its really bout time for us to do something. It takes a small step to make a huge difference. To date, I have a habit of bringing my own shopping bags, support and particapte environmental events also to segregate trash. Besides, printing paper on both sides and recycling them is not difficult but evangalising to others is a challenge.

Well, I'm actually not as good as I may sound like because earlier I disposed THREE disposal plates. I could have just used one instead but due to my ignorance it just din't occur to me. zzzz.

SO DO SOMETHING! Instead of complaining the weather is so hot these days, what have done to reduce your carbon footprint?

Till then. Our resources today is not possessions left over by our ancestors but treasures we borrowed from the future. 

Just Like Before

Yesterday was a mini partners gathering over bak kut teh and dessert. Fern is back from S'pore!

and we were a lil concern that we ordered too much. Forgot we're all food ppl!

We laughed so loud till everyone was staring at us and we dint care  much till we teared. Everything just came out so naturally like before unlike friends you've not met quite awhile things just go awkward. Though both of them are younger naturally I'm treated as the youngest maybe coz of my height. wtf. and because I do most sohai things as well. zzzz. But they still take really good care of me and super entertain me with all the random shits. NOT FAKE BTW. Hate it when ppl try to fit in.

They insisted to pose with the dessert just like old times.

One of my most significant and best moments in life - the green apron journey. Happy meter involved Captain Penguin (boss), pshychos (partners), emp bev (employee beverage), specially hand picked songs, awesome customers, themed outings and LAPSAP nights.


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Its been quite sometime since fatty monkey left for his hometown. I think the last time we did not see each other for so long was last year. I talked to him earlier which just made me miss him more.


On a lighter note, he said he got me something from Gucci and LV but he only described the Gucci bag so me being very kiasu went online to search for it. But then NOTHING ONE. Sure he bluff me again coz he enjoys that stupid anticipation look of mine. zzzz.

Till then. Keep the happy meter rolling!

Awesome weekend

Its been awhile since I last visited my happy place to 'exercise'. Ok my definition of exercising - jumping around because I just sweat and the only exercise is walking from my car to office wtf.

Aristo Ms. Universe Malaysia after party. Din't know there was free flow somemore. LOL. yea I'm cheap like that. Cannot meh?

My jumping partner!

We were both wore the same skirt and ordered the same drink speaking of great minds. HAHAHHA. wtf. 

Oh and our trying act macho body guard. HAHAHAHAH.

Then its Velvet time!

KiaSu and the childhood friend.

Then everyone went crazy

And the rest is history

I woke up today at 2 p.m. had rojak and went back to sleep until 6 p.m. How awesome is that?! HAHAHHA. Guess it takes one to enter the workforce to truly appreciate stuff like these in life.

Till then. Super muscle ache.

My Colleagues

The thing I like bout my workplace is my colleagues. There are just too damn funny. 


So we were waiting at the traffic light and we saw this building. 

Sorry abit blur because BB not good with zoom zooom.

Colleague A : What does MCIS stand for? RM 10 for the correct answer.


Colleague B : Malay, Chinese, Indian Society.


Colleague A : WRONG. Its My Cock Is Standing.


HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA. 


On the other day, I received this e-mail from another colleague.

Classic

Till then. Happy laughing!

Damages

U know how's it like when u've promised yourself and declared that you will stop shopping for don't know how many bullshit months. But then there's the rare occasion of getting that cute lil piece of something just because you think it will do no harm since its just a tiny piece of thing.

Then you realized that you've been buying all these tiny pieces of stuff which in actual fact adds up to a considerable large amount of sum? Haih FML.

My damages I did in between the hair cut and pedicure.

Legal damage

Illegal damage.

I bought these happy stuff after my pedicure when I was on the way to meet the fatty monkey whom was waiting for me at Starbucks and he doesn't know bout it. Ok  he would anytime he sees this post. zzzz.

Haih a lot happened lately and I can't really talk bout them here. Karen says its quarter life crisis. wtf. HAHAHAHAHAA.

Till then. I really miss being a student.

The Reason I Din't Go to School

Fatty monkey showed me this. Its so damn sohai funny that I LMAO though I was sick like an ass. wtf.

Till then. Pending e-mails here I come!

Doctors

I is sick. bummer. Visited my family doctor and he gave me TWO days MC. 


Me : Heh?! But U very seldom give 2 days MC. (because he's very strict and kiamsiap with MCs wtf. He even has this notice in his clinic stating - If you are here just to get MC, please get it somewhere else. HAHAHHAHA.)


Doctor : U look horrible! Just stay home and SLEEP.


Me : YES! with the hand sign of I did it. wtf.


Doctor : *shakes head and laugh*


Speaking of doctors. Recall my diarrhea incident? I went to the panel doctor. jvfbeobb@#$!!!! I tell u.


This it what happened. 


Doctor : What's wrong with u?


Me : Diarrhea.


Doctor : *types something on her Excel sheet* What did u eat?


Me : Nasi lemak from Pappa Rich my colleagues also same.


Doctor : Which Pappa Rich? Here?


Me : *nods head*


Doctor : *type something on Execl again* Any vomiting? Gastric?


Me : No.


Doctor : *type something on Excel again* ok I give u 1 day MC and medication. Just eat porridge and toast. No oily food.


WTH?! Are u so kidding me?! Ok I may not be expert  in this but


1. She din't check my temperature.
2. She din't really bother to find out more if there's anything else wrong with me.
3. What's with that freaking Excel?!!!!!
4. Eat porridge? Are you crazy? My stomach is already empty and if I have porridge it will cause more wind and stomach acid to increase and hence gastric symptoms vomiting. Yea like how I know right? cause I've been to so many doctors and I can never eat the medicine because they always say eat porridge which will end up throwing up everything.


I later found the cause of throwing up from the family doctor that is - porridge.


Never am I gonna be cheapskate again and visit the panel so that I don't have to fork out money in advance.


Till then. Time for bitter medicine again. 

Subliminal Messages in Disney

I know this has been posted on Facebook as for those of you whom have not watched it. Don't bother going through those ridiculous steps of liking it and posting it in the profile. Just watch it here.

So tell me. Is this bullshit or what?! 

1. Little Mermaid. Fine the priest's dick was stuck out but wh man. I din't even notice it till it was pointed out. The design of the cover? Come on its just a freakin design man. You can't even notice it coz its covered with patterns.

2. The Lion King. This is my favourite. SEX written on the pollen? Before it was pointed out I queer my eyes like crazy and couldn't figure the word.

Don't bother talking bout Aladdin. I watched all 3 cartoons when I was kid and am still a very big fan of Disney. Whoever who pointed this is the sick one or just being bitter over someone else's success. oh wth. So damn freakin immature go judge for yourself.

Till then. I lost my voice again. zzz.